For years Pete Rose has been a fixture on the Las Vegas autograph circuit. I didn’t think Baseball’s all-time hit leader could sink any lower than he did a few years ago when he was selling autographed bats and balls with the inscription “I’m sorry I bet on baseball.” Apparently he can. Now Rose is selling autographed reproductions of the document banning him for life from Major League Baseball for gambling. The item comes in a copper binding and is notarized authentic by a Nevada notary public. It sells on Rose’s website for a cool $500, but Rose will personalize your purchase at no extra charge. The only thing sadder than Rose selling these tawdry items are the people buying them.

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